Tegan: I got my head shaved when i was 18. I did it to impress the girl.
Tegan: Yes, but she wasn’t impressed.
Augusten: She wasn’t?
Tegan: Not really. She said that i look like a monkey. It’s because of my ear. My sister sat on me in the womb, on my ear. Check it out!
Augusten: Oh, you totally can see the butt-mark!